Dick-pining

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010

Free-Pileing

Adj. The act of searching through a room that houses miscellaneous unwanted items in order to find something for yourself. Originating in the Berkeley Cooperative System, the term specifically refers to hunting through the "free pile room" where old co-opers leave their unwanted items to avoid clutter in the moving process.

"Sweet, I just found a pair of mannequin legs while free-pileing that I can put in my room!"

"I need a costume for the co-op party. Time to go free-pileing!"

by pawn takes queen December 16, 2011

5 Pipers Piping

When your having an orgy and 5 girls are sucking the same dick simultaneously

Oh my God look at those 5 Pipers Piping on John!

by Baconbitties December 17, 2016

sesqui-cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

piping hot laxative

Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties

Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?

by MamaLemma March 5, 2008

pixing

Mixing pictures to music

I was pixing my new tune with some online images.

by Mapmark March 14, 2016

double piping

When two penises are filling a woman at the same time. Can be any combination of holes - one penis at each end, or both in the same hole.

I can't believe Jeremy and your dad gave your mom a double piping this morning! Does she have my #?

Christine was super enthusiastic for the two-for-one deal until she realized it was just an old-fashioned double piping.

by A Man123 April 26, 2014