Picco

When someone ditches

man john was playing football with us but he had to picco

by DarkCl0ud October 17, 2019

Rickle Pick

The evil version of pickle rick

"IM RICKLE PICK!!!!!! FUCK YOU MORTY!"
"ah jeez rick, fuck you too."

by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017

pickel weasel

i wonder if anyone will ever look this up...??? i don't know why anyone would. i just was thinking of That 70's Show, and Kelso was saying that.

'You know what a funny word is...??? PICKEL WEASEL!'

by my_bloody_valentine_22 September 1, 2003

Recovering Pick Up Artist

Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends.

"Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"

"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."

by Johnny Soporno May 4, 2008

la pichona

La Pichona is a name as well as an essence. She is an overweight, hispanic woman with arching eyebrows that reach to the sky, a tweety-bird tattoo on the back of her calf to show off the loss of her inocence, and also a wicked mustache. She uses purple lipstick that you might find in the 1990's, and she is very aggressive when it comes to sex. When hanging with the cholos, she has been known to kick open the front door and yell, "ala verga, putos!" she also tends to have a side-kick a "friendemy" named "La mapacha"

ex.

person a: holy shit dude!! look at that chick!!

person b: dude dont look at her. thats a "la pichona"! she will rob you and rape you. the two "Rs"

by chrisonio gamsco June 20, 2011

Pick Me Girl

A pick me girl is a girl who typically hangs out with guys purely because she craves validation from them (often due to daddy issues) she will purposely change her behaviour when around a group of boys and most likely point out your insecurities or secrets you told her personally and make fun of you in-front of them. They will brag about how they are “natural” and how they do things “girls wouldn’t normally do” like claim to skate or play sports. (they most likely suck) they also continuously speak aloud about how “hanging out with guys is easier because its less drama” when in actual fact girls don’t claim her because of how fucking annoying she is and she has lost all of her friends due to the pick me girl exposing them in-front of stupid ass boys. You probably know one in real life. Drop them immediately if they do. This also come from internalised misogyny. Some appear on tik tik, disagreeing with feminist and bashing other women just for them to get some buzz from boys telling her in the comments “we found a good on boys” “woah a funny woman for once” either way stay away from these girls they’re fucking annoying and will literally add to each and every insecurity you have keep your head up queen.

*being nice to your face* *group of boys who probably don't even like her that much come over”

“hiiii guyysss! omg no yeah we were just talking about how *insert name* needs to fix her makeup! yeah like I wouldn’t know because I dont wear ANY makeup like i’m so natural and I’m too busy gaming to wear makeup ahahah!”

Josh : “*under breath* I bet shes not even that good”

Pick me Girl: *touches arm*
“omg josshhh stoppp ahahah stopp no literally like I love minecraft yeah like I found diamonds yesterday like omg like yeah are you proud? *fake laugh* ahaha yeah”

Pick me girl to ‘friend’: I swear like you wear loads of makeup right? omg YEAH its to cover up your ACNE right? yeah my skin is so clear because i clearly dont wear makeup so I DONT have that problem but like yeah you kinda need makeup...i can still kind of see it... *looks to boys for approval”

by dracularua August 10, 2020

Pick me boy

A pick me boy is the male equivalent of a pick me girl. These are types of guys that emotionally manipulate and gaslight girls by using self deprecating language in the hopes of the girl contradicting them. They will often mention how ugly they are and wait for the girl to disagree. If the girl disagrees then they will take that a sign the girl is into them and will be overly pushy my confessing their attraction or asking them out. If the girl rejects them they will become angry and say how nice guys always finish last and all girls are the same.

*ATTENTION

IF YOUR A PICK ME BOY, THE REASON GIRLS DON’T LIKE YOU IS YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY NICE. YOU USE NICE BEHAVIOUR TO TRY TO GET WITH THEM

Example of how a pick me boy conversation would go. (PMB AND GIRL PAIRED TOGETHER IN GROUP PROJECT)
PMB= Hey 🥺 sorry you had to pair with me 🥺🥺 you wouldn’t otherwise. I’m so ugly 😥
Girl= it’s fine, your not ugly
PMB= really. 🥺🥺 your so nice. Notice how I complimented your personality and not your body. Because I respect women.

Girl=thanks I guess..
PMB= do you wanna go out with me?
Girl= um no thanks I have a boyfriend
PMB= what! This whole time you spoke to me like a normal human you had a boyfriend! All women are the same. Females just don’t like nice guys 🥺🥺🥺

by Ahuman564 January 18, 2022