Purdue

A university located in Indiana where sheep get nervous anytime they happen to win a big game.

Sheep #1, "I just heard Purdue defeated Ohio State!"

Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."

Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."

by Tude December 12, 2008

Purdue Calumet

Established as a "satellite campus" of the main campus in West Lafayette, Indiana, Purdue University Calumet was founded as full time university in the northwestern corner of Indiana. Purdue Calumet prides itself on maintaining good standards while at the same preparing its students for the economy and world beyond the borders of Democratic dominated Lake County. Having accomplished a great victory in borrowing the Purdue name, Purdue Calumet then decided to implement a typical Lake County tradition: Overcharge the students, and make introductory course work seemingly impossible in the non-liberal arts departments so as to continue the gouging. Purdue Calumet prefers to charge its students insane tuition and other "non-deferential" charges so as to turn over large profits yearly. Of course with all the Democratic "Chicago Machine" government and infleunce in the way, it's telltale that the IRS would never really come after Purdue Calumet, after all, as long as prominent local goverment leaders are driving to work in a brand new Mercedes Benz, the IRS and the rest of the outside world won't know any better. Although Purdue Calumet is a state funded school, and by law NOT supposed to adapt to any particular poltical stance or party, Purdue Calumet just loves to make shoe polish out of shit. Instead of looking at an issue in a different light, Purdue Calumet's teachers and many students are quick to hop on the "anti-everything" bandwagon, even though at time, facts may not be clear and concise. This school makes it a seemingly serious offense to be conservative and actually believe in something if it's not on Ted Kennedy's or Jesse Jackson's camera chasing agenda. Take the War in Iraq as example. Rather than tell unwashed, uninformed, and clearly biased protestors to just stay at home or take their protesting elsewhere, the school invites them in and gives them podium time allowing them to piss and moan about how evil the US government is. Purdue Calumet is known for their gift at alienating certain groups of people. The school is quick to give concessions based on race to blacks, but not the same treatment to white or hispanic students, and the school harbors deep resentment towards ex-military and War Veterans in general, often times treating them with a paternalistic, second hand attitude.

Purdue Calumet: Enroll today to get ripped off.

Yeah, they make the basic science and math courses harder than need be, so Liberal Arts majors will fail and have to pay more money. It's a typical Lake County scam.

by Johnny hates NOVA May 18, 2006

phuddu

In Indo-Pak (Urdu and Punjabi speaking regions) Phuddu also refers to mentioning a circumstantial condition of someone getting undue benefits.

1. "tera sahi phuddu laga huwa hay yaha",

2. "kaamyaab 2 hi tarah k log hayn, 1 jiska phuddu laga huwa hay 2 jikay phu*** lagi huwi hay"

by itechnological February 3, 2017

Purdy

A small unit of measurement, sometimes annoyingly so.

Almost miniscule, like an award for participation.

I was supposed to do some work last night, but all I could manage was a Purdy.

by bc0r August 26, 2013

phurf

to fuck a lady who is a slut, who has boned many people before you.

Last night, i phurfed this girl and she said she boned 50 people before me

by ejaculate May 13, 2005

pourdgett

It is a word used to describe a girl that is cute and chubby. In the case of a pourdgett unlike a "pourdge", pourdgett is very offensive.

Your a fucking pourdgett bitch
Why dont you crawl up and die you bitch pordgett

by Michael Kelly June 11, 2006

PLURD

A generic term that means Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect. It's another adjunct to Live laugh Love, or YOLO or other generic acronyms. PLUR is a result of ravers who were on MDMA thinking really stupid and oversimplified ideas had deep meanings to live by, until their crash set in anyway. To follow this supposed lifestyle you have to be PLURD, another acronym for People Using Recreational Drugs.

PLURD at the rave.

by Dont.Angry December 29, 2013