Pharmeopathic

the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.

You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.

by Holly M S June 15, 2010

Phoment

Pronounced fo-ment. A photo comment, typically used in social networking sites like facebook and myspace.

John - Hey man did you see that phoment I left on your profile pic last night?
Bob - Dude try saying phoment without sounding gay.
John - Phom-...Fuck you man.
Bob - *giggle*

by Sir Timothy Longdongathon October 17, 2008

pharm report

like "Farm Report" and "Heart-Beat Post" a notice from a friend that they took their meds today

Uncle tweet: "I took my meds this morning, so you don't have to ask for a pharm report"

by rocksandshoal November 28, 2009

pharmacism

The art of dispensing drugs (even though one is not qualified to dispense such).
Illegal drug dispensing by a pharmacist.
Drug dealing.
Illegal drug trade.

That drugstore has been practicing pharmacism.
Nowadays, pharmacism is rampant everywhere.

by adbizor October 8, 2011

Pharmadrunk

Being so high off pain medications or other pharmaceuticals that a person seems drunk.

Dude, she just totally blanked out mid sentence...I think she pharmadrunk.

by cryogenick November 27, 2012

Pharmamotion

A specific type of slow motion used in prescription medication commercials to show how much happier people are once they start taking said drug. Side affects include boredom, changing the channel, and/or an irrational fear of having whatever disease the drug treats.

Bill: Change the channel, I hate these pharmamotion commercials.

Fred: But I might need Diflucan.

Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.

by Jfman August 5, 2018

Pharmy

A pejorative term. The feeling and/or sensation of a mind/body altering drug that when taken and effects become noticeable, particularly pharmaceutical drugs, rather than wanton and desired sensations (i.e. Euphoria, Elevated Mood, Pain Abatement, Overall Positive Vibe, etc) upfront and foremost substance feels unnatural, a disturbing sensation that is 'complex', heavy, something expected from neuro or blood pressure drugs, something akin to wearing the wrong sized shoes or a jacket on a hot day. A substance that when imbibed relentlessly lets you know it is a pharmaceutical. A complaint associated with the likes of Lithium, Seroquil, and Promethazine. Can also be used in a non-pharm sense such as in toking schwag with plentiful stems & beans versus an OG, Northern Ligjts, or Panama Red. Crawling skin, vertigo, lethegy, slow-mindedness are some additional symptoms. Akin to the experience of having a refined palate for beer, typically choosing Sierra Nevada, Bass, or Red Hook, when you have that unscratchable itch for a cold one and someone serves you a Keystone or Natural Light--sourced from Utah no doubt where beer is a mnadatory 3.2%. You drink it, but not out of disgust or revulsion the body/mind simply does not want it or can enjoy it; you feel a quesy, off-putting, a not-quite-right sensation entirely--it knows. Almost a mild form of poisoning. Can be associated when purchasing bunk or forged drugs like Fentanyl or Methadone in a supposed 15 or 30 mg oxycodone.

"After trying both Buprenorphine and Suboxone, the latter gave me this very present unneasy feelng, a sense that made my entire body know I had defintiely taken a pharmaceutical. My body and mind know and cannot unfocus from the feeling that I ingested a really pharmy drug. Ex. 2 After months of face-melting ganja flowers, all I could find was a schwag bag from some high school cat my cousin knows. One bowl in and my entire felt pharmy--probably god knows what chemicals were used to grow that corn field dirt. Ex 3 I bought some babe the blue ox off that sketchy dude and once I got home and railed one, it was obvious the pill was bunk, a counterfeit--my body could feel that pharmy sensation never associated with pure OC."

by sawtelle81 March 20, 2019