Paleghostian

Paleghostian- suffering from Paleghostianism also known as caucasian, white, pale, ghost, ect.

A person who suffers from Paleghostianism lacks the normal coloring due to the genetic factors. These people have some pigment, but not enough to be considered tan or highly colored.

They go to extreme measures and "try" to tan... some side effects to this prosedure is redness from first degree burn (sun burn), intense sensitivity, pealing, UV and UVA sensitivity, skin cancer and may cause death. Do not attempt this if you are allergic to the sun. (1/24165417643168764 of Paleghostians are highly (very much so) allergic to the sun.)

There are a few that do capture color and become tan (about 1/546) DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE PEOPLE THAT SAY THEY'RE TAN, BUT THEY ARE REALLY RED! A way you can tell if someone actually got some sun is if it stays for long period of time. Not just have it for 3 days... Infact those people that are lucky enough to have sun catching skin might be so good in sun catching they become tanner than people who are naturally tan! Their next goal in life might be to become black...

If you suffer from Paleghostianism you do not suffer from hyper pigmentation. Only the tan and black suffer from this.

boy- "sooo what are you?"
girl- "i'm eurasian..."
boy- "i personally thought you were black..."
girl- "o..."
boy- "i'm white as fuck so people know what i am... i'm paleghostian."
girl- "i can tell."

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company July 8, 2005

phlegm

A multicoloured substance that usually comes out of yoour nose when you sneeze excessively. Can also come out of one's mouth in a few circumstances.

Looking at his kleenex he noticed that he had sneezed up quite a bit of phlegm.

by yo modder February 23, 2004

pleg

a plastic peg for a bike. invented for park and light street grinding and its alot more quieter than grinding on a metal peg.

did you hit that rail last night steve?

yeah, but the guard busted me cuz all the noise. i should of put my plegs on last night.

yeah plastic pegs are alot quieter.

by a bmx man September 12, 2009

Nanker/Phelge

n. the pseudonym used for early Rolling Stones group compositions; refers to a Mick Jagger/Brian Jones/Keith Richards/Charlie Watts/Bill Wyman composition.Nanker

"Play With Fire, Stoned, Off The Hook, and Stewed And Keefed are all credited to Nanker/Phelge."

by Kelsey Steed December 28, 2006

poleglasser

means some smelly leaper who lives in a cardboard box in the back of an ally who would do anything for a shag. the poleglass version of malone road is living in a blue bin! be afraid if ever walking throu! WATCH YOUR SHOES!!!

usually a ginger tosser on the dole

by Mj November 25, 2004

pleg

to throw small objects at a member of the opposite sex, attempting to distract them in a manner that will gain his or her attention

Suzy was plegged by Johnny.

by Indiana Jones November 30, 2003

Phlegm Brulee

The horrible brown colored mucus that is discharged from an individual when they are ill or getting over an illness.

Friend 1 - How you feeling today buddy?

Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.

by archyis October 9, 2009