Phlerm

The thick and almost malleable combination of phlegm from the mucus membrane in your throat and thick, usually potent, semen. Usually found at the crime scene or a rape victim, or the bedroom of a housewife trying to rekindle her love with her husband of 20 years, but couldn't stand the taste of her mate's sperm and spat it back out, half-way through swallowing.

Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.

Officer: Well, looks like this was an oral sex rape case, sir!
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...

by djkyota September 23, 2011

phlegmate

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.

...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.

by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

Phlehs

Similar to Things, but used more often when describing stuff that sticks to your fingers, or there are lots of and they are useless (used zip ties, the pull-away bit on a milk jug cap, etc.)

A WORD TO DESCRIBE THE THINGS THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE.

Sis: Why do we have a drawer filled with bread clips and pizza tables?

Bro: We're just a phleh-hoarding family.

OR

Joe: I hate these darn phlehs...Always getting stuck to my fingers instead of sticking on the envelope.

by rewy400 June 29, 2011

Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 20, 2016

Phebe

Cute little brown eyed girl, usually not looking for attention, but can be loud at times too. Not generally a girl who is easy to get.

Phebe is cute, but she is playing hard to get again, i'm tired of that.

by 030>010 January 21, 2018

phlegmish

a word used to refer to when flemish belgians are toxic af

Bob: yo wazap Conradt!
Conradt: you mom gay
Bob: why are you always so goddam phlegmish Conradt?!

by inilossum otineb May 2, 2018

pheebi

Really outgoing and energetic with violent tendencies. Probably a bruh girl with a “cool” mom. Highly competitive and can’t handle criticism. Lights up the room and is the centre of attention, is likely really clumsy and has no sense of direction. Also hilarious and will have you dying of laughter often. Constantly goes through phases e.g VSCO girl, one direction stan, E girl. All the boys love her because of how easygoing and chill she is. Parents wanted to be “edgy” and spelled her name weirdly for the fun of it.

Pheebi stop making me laugh I have to focus in math.

by harrystylesismybaby January 25, 2021