a country run by variety shows with that fag joey de leon and that fool willie revillame.
both mofos are making a lot of money out of sarcasm, the minority and making fun of uneducated people as well as the poor people. those two dip shits needs to get out of the air and get a gun, shoot each other between their eyes. those two are perverted fucks that need to die. if they do. the philippine will be a better place to live in.
both mofos are making a lot of money out of sarcasm, the minority and making fun of uneducated people as well as the poor people. those two dip shits needs to get out of the air and get a gun, shoot each other between their eyes. those two are perverted fucks that need to die. if they do. the philippine will be a better place to live in.
GMA: what do you think will happen if joey de leon and willie revillame run for presidency?
Me: my mind is filled with apathy so much, i dont vote. why would i care. politics in the Philippines is so corrupt anyway.
Me again: hey! why the fuck am i talking to you? you cheating-for-presidency-lying-bitch!
Me: my mind is filled with apathy so much, i dont vote. why would i care. politics in the Philippines is so corrupt anyway.
Me again: hey! why the fuck am i talking to you? you cheating-for-presidency-lying-bitch!
by kahayop August 19, 2009
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by Adam Standley January 28, 2019
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A very very very short rodent who will do anything in their power to grab onto you. Life forms like the Philippo only have 1 goal in life and that is to suck the life out of every human being that they can. Many devote their lives to hunting down the last remaining Philippo's through the deep green rain forests of Brazil, where they mostly live. If you have been attacked by a Philippo you are likely to, fucking die, but you can attempt to make it to the nearest hospital in time.
Person 1 - "I think I see one up there in the trees"
Person 2 - "A what?"
Person 1 - "A Philippo"
*Both die*
Person 2 - "A what?"
Person 1 - "A Philippo"
*Both die*
by Zozinian D. Kolokotron April 15, 2022
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It is known as "Narnia" to Filipino band fangirls, because their favorite bands don't come to the Philippines very often, due to the Philippines' location and distance from the band's origins. Fangirls would tweet and blog about how much it sucks living in "Narnia" because of it's remoteness. During the off-chance that a band would come to "Narnia", a fangirl rejoices and buys VIP tickets in a heartbeat. Just like what happened in LIV3 Mall shows, Mayday Parade and All Time Low.
It is known as "Narnia" to Filipino band fangirls, because their favorite bands don't come to the Philippines very often, due to the Philippines' location and distance from the band's origins. Fangirls would tweet and blog about how much it sucks living in "Narnia" because of it's remoteness. During the off-chance that a band would come to "Narnia", a fangirl rejoices and buys VIP tickets in a heartbeat. Just like what happened in LIV3 Mall shows, Mayday Parade and All Time Low.
Fangirl 1: Why do bands never come here? ajsdkfj;alskdf
Fangirl 2: Because we live in the Philippines. It's like Narnia here kasdjf;lkasf
Fangirl 2: Because we live in the Philippines. It's like Narnia here kasdjf;lkasf
by narniarepresent11 November 7, 2011
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Person 2: Oh I think we're on a Philippine in the Philippines.
Person 3: Bakit ulit magkaibigan tayo?
Person 2: Oh I think we're on a Philippine in the Philippines.
Person 3: Bakit ulit magkaibigan tayo?
by FiliFreak January 25, 2021
Get the Philippine mug.The most supportive friend you'll ever find on this planet. She is always there for you and except you to be there for her. She likes to give what she recieves and recieves what she gives. But watch out, of you disappoint her or try to mess up with her, she'll leave you without hesitation. She knows what and who she deserves in life. Get yourself a Philippine, and you'll never regret it.
by Aomaë November 21, 2021
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