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Merv the Perv 

A man who is incredibly horny with an afro and a big nose. Also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his ass looks okay.
I'm Merv the Perv, can I stick my wee-wee inside your cootchie-wee?
Merv the Perv by Tracy November 10, 2003
Related Words

screen perv 

looking at another players screen when playing video games to gain an unfair advantage.
call of duty split screen

Max is running around cant find Tim, so looks at Tims halve of the screen to find his position then throws a grenade which explodes

+10

Tim "Oh man you're such a screen perv"
Max "hey it was just luck, I am not cheating honest"
screen perv by DR. mark sloan August 6, 2009

sketchy perv 

A creepy self absorbed guy who thinks he is gods gift to woman only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.
Hey,Jenny want to take a nap ( code for spooning )?

Uhhh no Cliff what are you a sketchy perv?

copping a perv 

To take a sly look at a person or a part of a person, or possibly an animal or part of an animal etc., whilst imagining lurid sexual fantasies involving the object of the obsession.
Foxy lady:
Were you looking at my arse again?

Goddam faggot:
He was I saw him at it.

Normal guy:
Yeah... I was just copping a perv.

Foxy lady:
Oh right...ok...and you mind yer business shit stabber, yer just jealous.

Goddam faggot:
Hmmm..he is nice.

Normal guy:
Have you been copping a perv you bender?

self-perv 

(noun.) 1. A person who is sexually attracted to themselves, mostly in a narcissistic manner.

2. A pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.
She only looks at her boobs in the mirror, what a self-perv.

Only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.
self-perv by musicface April 13, 2009

Major Perv

People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.
X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."
Major Perv by rperazag June 28, 2010