personal book

The collection of random stories that someone keeps to tell, usually to be funny, that usually aren't true.

Logan: hey man, whats up?
Robert: aww nothin, but guy, the other day i was so high, i was running down my street screaming random shit
Logan: did you get that from your personal book?

by appledude69 November 1, 2009

Personal Stoner

A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.

Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.

by C Jara May 3, 2011

Asshole Personality Disorder

A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.

I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

sawn off person

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun

Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!

by robelliott September 9, 2011

Superhuman Perfection Personified

Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.

John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.

by AWave September 28, 2020

My Person

The one that gets me. The one that sees what no one else bothers to. The one willing to understand past relationship issues that cause a female/male not to want a label. They are trusting, kind, forgiving, and never afraid to show love.The one that calls me out on my shit. The one that keeps me in check without a label. He/she is the perfect match to my crazy. Gentle and emotional without being a push over and able to really Man the fuck up when needed. My person own that male/female who cares enough to hold my hand at the Doctor, and call when I'm not home to make sure I'm safe. The one who makes sure I know I'm beautiful no matter how many times I ask them not to say nice things due to past relationship trauma. My person is hard to get to know but once you let them in they are your best friend, tether to reality, loyal as a mother fucker soul mate all while still not having more than the label of "MY PERSON" but the ones close to us know what it means.

When its closing time, I always go home to my one and only, my person.

by C.falling4.J February 13, 2020

Green Person

They are the people that you trust with most of your life. They have been there through thick and thin. They always have your back.

“He’s my green person, I trust him with almost everything.”

by TackyWonder777 December 28, 2020