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closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016
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Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina
I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!
by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019
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Falcon Perch

When you rack a line of blow off a transexual's penis
Yuma gave this tranny the falcon perch.
by dmillsx March 8, 2009
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PKP Pecheneg

The PKP Pecheneg is a recent development of the PK series of machine guns. Intended as a Squad-Automatic-Weapon, the primary difference from the rest of the PK series is the non-removable barrel (can be removed for maintenance, but not during field action). Other changes include a forced-air cooling jacket for the barrel, placement of the nipod near the muzzle, and an improved flash suppressor. The PP fires the 7.62x54mm round, is gas-operated, and has a fire-rate of about 600rpm.

The PKP entered service with Russian armed forces in 1999 and is the equivalent of the American M249 and M240B. The PKP Pecheneg is named after an ancient Turkic people of Russia and Ukraine.
The PKP Pecheneg is a squad automatic weapon developed from the line of PK machine guns.
by fatpoloninja March 27, 2012
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Lovely peaches

Just some 19 year old who flashed Malu Trevejo and skai Jackson,sent a 30 year old to r8pe Charli D’amelio, twerks on Instagram and gets fucked on live. She also eats her own shit and period blood.
Person 1: who was the girl that flashed Malu?
Person 2: lovely peaches
by Fxnners July 8, 2020
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1 percent game

When you try to bust a nut with one percent left on your phone
Guy- wanna play the 1 percent game?
Guy- No, Nigga? That’s gay!
by adampepperoniman26 August 20, 2021
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perchance

Perhaps, and possibly.

Often used in line with Mayhaps and Forsooth.
Him: I see that look in your eyes...are you up to something sinister?

You: Mayhaps...perchance...forsooth.
by Sal D April 24, 2007
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