Patriots

A bunch of hot football players!

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by AFlac Jack January 25, 2005

Patriots

beer or soda(energy drinks)

hand me some patriots like red bull,etc..

by SideVT April 4, 2009

Patriot

Someone who like to hook up with a scud.
This came from the fact that during the Gulf War Patriot missiles took down scud missiles.

Yo man, last night Matty was a total patriot. He hooked up with that scud so i could nail her hot friend

by Matt C December 16, 2004

patriotic

Describes actions of one who is willing to self sacrifice for the genuine good of ones country. Sometimes mistakenly described as those with blind loyalty and unwilling to question authority.

The amount of flags on a front lawn does not determine how patriotic a person is. A healthy mistrust of government is truly patriotic.

by McCluskey February 1, 2008

Patriots

A well picked, cheating, but still great football team.

The Patriots should have beat the fucking Giants in the superbowl!

by Jimi B. February 4, 2008

Patriotism

Right after 9/11, almost everyone in the US all of a sudden loved America. They were wearing flag shirts, hats, the flag itself, flag painted cars and trucks (more trucks than anything). On July 4 before 911, these people would put put their flag on their door, front yard or whatever and the day after, take it down. But boy, right after 911, they were spouting "fuck those arabs, I'm American", keeping that flag up 24/7. It really is sad because the people who all of a sudden became this patriotic after 911 should have been patriotic all along. Patriotism was being practiced by people who never really gave a shit before. They are also the ones who believe that everything that happened on 911 was all done by a terrorist group thousand of miles away.

911 believer: My flag is so cool, this is real patriotism. I got my flag car, and all the other bullshit poser patriotic stuff to show I'm down with the US.

by Beerian February 20, 2008

Patriot

Noun: A term that once meant you were honorable and loved your country. Today it means you’re a racist asshole. When you hear “I’m a patriot,” you can be sure something racist was said or is about to be said.

Joe: “I hate these fucking Mexicans taking our jobs and their dreamer kids not leaving too.”

Bill: “joe, that’s racist, stupid and unneeded.”

Joe:”No, Bill, it’s not! I am a patriot! Excuse me while I got fuck my sister and make America great again.”

by SatansWarBoner May 24, 2018