Parker

The cutest boy I have ever seen😍But yet so very shy🥴 He is very good at Fortnite😎 And can be a asshole at times😴He likes sports such as basketball😩He is the best boyfriend anyone could have😏Never reject a Parker🥵

Girl 1:Omg he is so cute
Girl 2:Back off he’s mine
PARKER the cutest and finest boy on the earth

by Lici S July 24, 2019

Parker

Normally a young jit that flexes with stuff they never bought gayness is generally a huge factor also

Girl:you look like a Parker
Boy:fuck you

by Jitexposed March 30, 2018

Parker

A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.

Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot

Girl: Lucky

by Blurry January 25, 2018

Parkered

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

by fasteddyking January 22, 2017

Parker

Mormon fuck.

Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."

by Happy Mormon July 30, 2017

Parker

A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.

THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

by imasliceofpizza April 18, 2018

Parker

(v.) to steal the seat of another

I was going to sit down when he parkered me.

Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.

by Martin11111111 March 5, 2010