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by Jitexposed March 21, 2018
A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.
Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
by Blurry January 26, 2018
To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.
by fasteddyking January 23, 2017
by imasliceofpizza August 17, 2017
Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."
by Happy Mormon July 16, 2017
by Martin11111111 March 05, 2010