Parasite

1)an animal that has a negative relationship with its host animal. Certain beetles that kill trees are worse than negative, they kill trees. Ticks are parasites to humans, where spiders are symbiotic.

2) a human parasite is one of the social variety. A person who lives off money they did not contribute to by working is a parasite. A lawyer is a parasite to a client in some cases. A rapist is a parasite to a woman(or man) because the relationship is predatory and the rapist takes from the host. A vampire would be a human parasite if vampires were human.

People who are not going to work tomorrow are parasites because they are busy lying around, and don't have time to contribute to society. Give them hell because that's the only way to motivate one of these blood sucking human mites.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Social Parasite

Someone who will avoid any kind of actual hard work and instead rely on the hard working tax payers to support them. Despite being fully capable and able bodies, they focus their talents on finding new and innovative ways to game the system. Their struggle becomes increasingly more difficult with each new game, and eventually, beating the system becomes a full time job just to stay out of foreclosure. The vast majority of social parasites are liberal panty wastes and fully support and subscribe to the democratic (pronounced 'socialist') agenda.

My brother's girlfriend is a very nice wonderful woman, despite being a social Parasite.

by Absentagenda February 27, 2021

parasites

see woman,women,girls,females.

man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.

by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 6, 2006

Welfare parasite

Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."

Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

Parasitical Irritation

Bradbury. Someone who extensivelys use the letters "lol" and "kk" in a serious situation.

Parasitical Irritation:

A-SWISS says:
lol oowww stroppy
A-SWISS says:
mind ur language i dont like swaring
A-SWISS says:
lo kk
A-SWISS says:
lol

by Bradbury July 20, 2008

secondary parasite

1. A loser that sponges off of another more successful loser. 2. Any organization or business that is tailored to a clientele of welfare addicts.

1. A crackhead mooching money off of a welfare recipient, is a (drum roll) secondary parasite.

2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010

Clique Parasite

noun; one who drifts from one group, joins another for a couple of weeks, and then drifts onto yet again another clique.

Goddamn, Naomi is such a fucking clique parasite!

by MrJacksColon September 23, 2009