packy (package store) 

Refers to a liquor store. A place selling alcoholic beverages.

The packy closes at 9pm. Lets hit the packy before we go to the party. I want some beer. Do you know where to find a package store around here?

This is a "packy (package store)"

packy (package store) by me0987 June 29, 2011

The Package 

Slang for HIV.

Damn, Tyrone got the package from being long-dicked by Bruce.

The Package by moo_moo_baby December 14, 2019

the complete package 

a girl with a beautiful body, brains, and is overall kind and pleasant.

man that girl has the complete package!

the complete package by Zaku-Zaku September 21, 2015

sperm package 

n., derogatory term for someone who thinks with his pelvis, acts in haste AND has really bad aim, resulting in idiotic and embarrassing multiple projectile-based injuries.

meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.

While attempting to rob a convenience store, Frank Loz was captured in hi-res on CC camera. His image was put on U-Toob within hours, where police and other viewers were amazed to discover that he had not been smart enough to don a ski mask. But what qualified him as a real sperm package was that he shot himself in the foot _seven times_, while trying to get his handgun out of his pants.

sperm package by Veektoastia March 26, 2008

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.

Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!

Surprise Package by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006

Pestell Package 

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.

The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.

Pestell Package by MC Warlow May 7, 2008

Gentlemans Package 

collective name for cock and balls

1. I got my gentlemans package trapped as I decended the ladder.

2. Ive been hit in the gentlemans package so hard ive had to go to the doctor.

3. Look at the gentlemans package on that land mamal.

Gentlemans Package by The_Fish1982 December 17, 2006