lord peanut

its just another way to say SCP 173

ALL HAIL lord peanut

by lord peanut April 04, 2018

chocolate peanut

When the girl shits on the cock

Nicole gave Laquan a chocolate peanut last night during their shift.

by Tel-E January 22, 2017

Ordinary Peanut

A loser with no prospects in life and nothing special about him

That Bobby Zig guyis such an ordinary peanut

by Baz Zi April 15, 2017

peanut man

A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.

Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself

by Grandpa Gonzo September 01, 2019

Silver Peanut

1. A nocturnal college student who's secretly a genius.

2. A type of sexual position involving a peanut (It is important that the peanut is unsalted) and a silver 1986 Toyota Carolla.

Bob: "Who's that kid walking around outside at four in the morning?"
Matt: "Oh, that's just Ed. He's such a silver peanut."

or

Joe: "Wow! That silver peanut last night was amazing! Wasn't it babe?"
Sally: "No"

by carlshake46 December 27, 2011

the wild peanut

noun: a large hairy primate that has homosexual tendencies, turns green and smashed when angered.

your the wild peanut.

by xcadet1992 May 11, 2016

salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

by Sean Cookson September 06, 2006