Peen

some dude who's really uptight about everything, usually a control-freak

"Why don't you stop ridin' me you fuckin' peen?"

by kingsexy February 28, 2003

Peen Messaging

Peen Messaging
Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
or
See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific.

Peen Messaging is the new fun way to send Text. Have you ipeened today?

by Yoyo the king creep and mike4advtr January 04, 2008

peen bean

Tiny dick

Jack has peen bean

by Gaydaye August 12, 2017

Micro peen

Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.

That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!

by Earl Clemintine June 13, 2013

Sparkle Peen

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

by Colorsonthewall June 18, 2009

Lil Peen

A name for a micro penis

guy1: BRO IT'S EMINEM
guy2: I heard he had a Lil Peen
guy1: WHAT?
guy2: It mean he's got a micro penis!!

by KingVerneus February 28, 2021

e-peen

v. used to describe the act of showing off or stroking one's own ego, esp. with regard to computer game prowess.

1337s4v10r: U l00zrz just bitch coz u dont no how 2 play ur toons rite!!!11 lern 2 play, fuktards!!one11
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.

by Jaded, but Dreaming February 18, 2009