Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.

After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.

by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006

front butt

A convention way of tiptoeing around the word vagina.

"Either you have a fish in your pocket or your front butt needs some maintenance."

by Shope July 20, 2008

Front Butt

Hmmm to explain this monstrosity, ah yes a front butt is the enormous amount of fat below the belly button and above the vagina and or penis. It can often look like a second butt or in rare cases the only butt. Though when the front butt is as big as the actual butt you then have a phoopha. Phoopha

While at a theme park i looked to my friend and said check out that enormous front butt.

by Jenn yo August 22, 2007

Y fronts

In Britain, cockney slang for men's underwear - per EastEnder's glossary

"Oy! Don't go out in the street in just your Y-fronts!"

by HB Rebecca September 3, 2005

Front Dumpy

The opposite of a back dumpy.

The Boogie Slug has a large front dumpy!

by Spiffy McFarland November 18, 2022

front it out

Primarily British Boldly face something difficult that you have been avoiding. Turn your front to the problem and blaze ahead.

Tom: How the hell am I going to tell my mum I crashed her car last night?
Dick: Front it out, mate. The longer you wait, the shittier it's going to get.
Tom: Just yank off the plaster?
Dick: Haaa, you said yank-off. And yeah.

by xnphls April 25, 2020

Front Butt

A vertical fold in a very fat person's stomach blubber that resembles a buttocks.

Hey man did you see that lady with the Front Butt getting a burger in the food court?

by Bliff Blaffington April 30, 2009