Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 18, 2023
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Astro-Ninny!

An expletive used in response to another person attempting a 'mansplanation' of the difference between ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY. Frequently used to interrupt long supercilious diatribes on science, the occult, and the distinctions between them, .
T: "You know, there is a big difference between astrology and astronomy! Star signs are part of astrology. Astronomy is..."
M interrupting: "Astrology, astronomy - what is the difference?"
T: "There is a big difference. Astronomy is based on science. Astrology and star signs is not but rather..."
M shouting: "ASTRO-NINNY!" End of the conversation.}
by Sleap Reeder June 10, 2022
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Astro-Bate

Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate
by cacnjrc January 06, 2019
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astro boofing

The act of self administering one’s drug of choice by covering it in Astro gel, working it into a paste and then inserting anally
Bro, David is so high right now. Is he Astro boofing all our molly?
by Nugchugger July 07, 2022
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Astro-Ducky

A grouping duo lil mama jamma between to epic friends. Epicack. Epicok. Episode. and more. Come see us when we play in Utica. Just search yourself. feel whats in there, and out there. It's infinite. The duck prevails. Come see thrills, chills, spills, screams, criez, laughs, historical fiction, historical truthies. Aliens. All of these things

From Crusha with love,
Burtus and Wadley
Dude Elon Rusk wishes he could have this bone proof 100 proof bone. Thats beef.

No, thats Astro-Ducky.
by Blart White mall bop January 22, 2022
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Astro World

my brother died at Astro world last night!
by I love cats 123 February 20, 2022
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Astro-projecting

When you get really high and you start going to the moon
Yo bro I just smoked the fattest jiggy. I’m Astro-projecting now”
by Astro project January 08, 2022
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