no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

banana offee

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.

Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.

by frootfoocker August 23, 2011

Repeat Offender

The act of having anal sex with a female two or more times in a night.

Tashera came over last night and I gave her the Repeat Offender!

by two feet of cock March 17, 2009

offerpal

A pal or buddy that makes you an offer for something and it seems good, but they are actually just ripping you off.

My Offerpal just ripped me off!

by superbaddude October 1, 2009

offensives

Someone on the internet whose goal in life is to offend everyone and start fights

The offensives ruin the Internet, they're just a bunch of jerks

by NotNickS August 13, 2015

young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.

"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004

Facebook Offed

Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.

"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."

by randothefungiman November 9, 2009