Star (Obese)

Cuban, LOWKEY was a furry but the past is in the past, funny asf, baddie, loves feet a little much but who doesn’t 🦶🦶🦶 Will pull an ana on you if you get on her bad side.

You must be Star (obese) cuz damn you got nice feet 🦶🦶

by Funkyskunky January 20, 2022

This kitten fuckin obeast

When the juvenile of the species felis catus appears to be abnormally obese

Person: THIS KITTEN FUCKIN OBEAST

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Obesitoy

A person who has reached a physical waist circumference of such profound proportions that sports and various obesitasks will have to be invented to make her or him any use to anyone whatsoever. We are talking wa-hay beyond '2 seat tickets in an airplane' (although that is defo on the right track); this is more in the realm of the scary monster (a skippy ball in fact) in Jon Carpenter's classic, sublimely low-budget movie 'Dark Star'.

Hey man, you wanna be our obesitoy for the next game of push-shove-punch'n'kick it?

by Smoking Windmills July 22, 2010

conor oberst

He is unbelievable. Words cannot express what he means to me. He is in the band bright eyes, writes and sings the most meaningful music you will ever hear, and i dont understand how anyone can listen to him and actually not like him, it doesnt make sense to me. Conor Oberst is amazing.

Conor Oberst is in bright eyes.

by time? December 12, 2004

conor oberst hair

hair resembling that of conor oberst, greasy, hot, -wave cut hair. see mmmm

that guy over there has some hot conor oberst hair

by anonymous August 7, 2004

morbidly obese

To be so overweight that you are proclaimed dead. Comes from the french word mourir(mort) which means to die.

Damn, he shouoldn't be called fat albert, he should be called Morbidly Obese Fat Albert

by Ryan Currie Is Morbidly Obese May 13, 2005

obesatron

An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close

That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again

by derek and rick January 25, 2008