Someone who probably likes animals, enjoys their company and wants to protect them from stupidity, and if they don't already seriously dislike humans will learn very swiftly to do so. They have no fear of poo, wee, pus, flying dogs' nuts or serious maulings. They generally avoid aspiring to veterinarianship because they realise that it mainly involves desexing things, killing things, curing things that shouldn't be cured, trying to artificially rectify genetic problems that never would have occured but for man's arrogance, and peddling worm tablets; most of it is for the owner and the pharmaceutical companies, but not the pet. Fifi is old and wants to die now. Stop force-feeding her and sticking I.V.'s in her, you selfish human cunt. You obviously have serious issues with your own mortality. Fuck off and think about it while I go hang in the comparative sanity of the kennel room with the dogs and cats.
The vet nurse trotted obediently but sadly out to the freezer with a giant infected akita uterus, a dead dobermann and a flyblown guinea-pig.
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Bitches that don't even help us. They simply give us ice when we break our goddamn NOSE. Bitch do you even help us? Do you have a fucking degree for this? Please let principals fire you. You're just as useless as Donald Trump.
Student: School nurse I broke my arm, can you call the Doctor?
School Nurse: Have some ice and continue playing!
Student: what the fuck
School Nurse: Have some ice and continue playing!
Student: what the fuck
by leviswindex November 15, 2020
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by blastedXhole November 24, 2004
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by nasty nurse October 9, 2009
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by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
Get the nursery crime mug.A term not recognized or used by the medical community because it misrepresents work done by advance practice nurses. More appropriately called Nurse Anesthetists (CRNAs), they work under the guidance of a physician who is residency trained and possesses a medical degree - either an MD or DO. Anesthesiologists are physicians, medical doctors who have finished medical school and a rigorous residency training program to provide safe anesthesia care to patients. Nurses may also provide anesthesia, and those nurses have been known for decades as "nurse anesthetists". Recently, the nurse anesthetists have decided to call themselves nurse anesthesiologists in order to mislead and inflate a sense of self worth. The term is not recognized by the American Medical Association or American Osteopathic Association.
I wanted to grow up to become a nurse anesthesiologist but then I learned there was no such thing. I would need to become a medical doctor to be called an anesthesiologist.
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