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Nordhoff is a german last name and I'm not fucking german ;-;
Hey isnt Nordhoff a german name, Are you german. NOOO BITCH IM NOT GERMAN.
by hcuqhdhewu November 17, 2020
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nordhoff

My last name is nordhoff but I'm only american EXPLAIN!!
Random Person: wow your last name is nordhoff you must be german or something!. Me: I'M AMERICAN!!
by uyuiyiu January 21, 2021
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norma desmond

Norma Desmond is a character from the 1950 classic noir film Sunset Boulevard directed by Billy Wilder.

Some quotes:
"No one leaves a star. That's what makes one a star."

"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!"

"There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!"

"The stars are ageless, aren't they?"
I named my cat Norma, like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard.
by CoasterDisks March 6, 2023
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The Curse of Nordic Cove

An old urban legend that states:

"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
by a dude, probably May 8, 2019
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Nordinese

a) A Japanese person who is obsessed with Nordic culture often resulting in drawing shows based around Vikings, Valkyries, Odin, Thor, Nazism etc

a) Somebody who is obsessed with both Nordic and Japanese culture like somebody who listens to Black Metal and watches anime; probably ending up in making an AMV of Naruto to Burzum's music.
Final Fantasy is a Nordinese game which makes common refrences to the Nordic Gods.

The Black Metal band Sigh who wanted to be like the Norwegian Satanists... acts like Sabbat and Arkha Sva soon followed suit.

white kid: I liek to listen to mayhem as I play Valkyrie Profile
japanese kid: i have a yellow body and viking brain.

Naruto is a prime example of a Nordinese character.
by Vinnnnnny September 7, 2007
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Nord

"That's a Nord!"
by Waddup420Boi September 1, 2016
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Norma

Norma is a totally rare jewel that has yet to be discovered. She will come into your life and go beyond the brightness level in your life. She has her flaws but they make her seem utterly perfect. Everyone likes her and if she doesn't like you, she won't show it. She'll be totally nice and open with you and try not to say something behind your back. She's super grateful and thoughtful about everything she has. She may act like a mom at times but its just because she loves you too much to see you get hurt. She's super silly, especially when she's bored and she has a dirty mind 3\4 of the time 😁 but she will be there to listen to your problems anytime you need to vent. She is a very sweet girl that gets hurt way to much for what she deserves. If you ever get a Norma, dont hurt her because she's strong enough to leave you no matter how much it may hurt her and be sure to show her how much she means to you.
p1: Look there's Norma!

p2: She's talking to her ex that cheated on her!
P1: yeah she's so forgiving and nice!
by Thomas101 June 15, 2021
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