cob nobbler

n: Loser

From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.

That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.

by Electrorocket May 29, 2009

nobber

Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.

What did you do that for? You nobber.

by Col April 23, 2004

Nobled

To have your life completely ruined by one individual. To neglect your children, be a dead beat dad, and to cheat on your former spouses. To be 26 years old and be a complete waste of human skin. To be the tough guy everyone laughs at, and to be an all around fuck up. To be a self proclaimed legend of being a bad ass. One who uses material objects as a form of popularity. To claim anyone new you meet as your new "family". Pretty much be the guy no one likes, but cares not to say anything, for the fact it's good for laughs.

Girl 1. I went out last night and got Nobled.
Girl2. Nobled? Whats that?
Girl1. I mt the biggest douche bag ever. He lived in his "Glory days" and made himself to be a self proclaimed legend, of nothing.

by Jmoneystunts July 22, 2010

Nobby

Adjective meaning ratchet, ugly, and all around ew.

Bruh did you see that bitch with her nobby ass hair?

by DrakeWillEatYourAss November 7, 2018

My nibber

For someone who doesn’t want to swear but wants to adress there black friends

Alright my nibber what’s poppin

by Fradfgingchallerenisinf June 17, 2019

noberto

A word which apparently originated from blackpool, where the victims school bag is emptied on the floor and kicked around by several people causing embarrassment when they have to pick everything up.

Johno got noberto'd is English today..

by Dunstan October 26, 2007

feliz nobby job

A Christmas gift in the form of oral sex recieved by a male.

she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.

by JMoney420 - 1 December 30, 2009