melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.
Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.
by ctr87 August 21, 2016
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Newmaned

Never giving the full story when asking for help to make decisions. A pouter, like Eyore, never taking responsibility and taking the "well I didn't know" excuse.
She Newmaned me again..
by Poopwood October 15, 2021
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newmaned

Flipping and then being hit on the drivers side door Coming from Ryan Newmans 2020 Daytona 500 wreck
"Did you hear the Jimmy got newmaned last night?"
by Stalingrad_96337822827 February 11, 2021
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The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.
Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?
by MangoPineapple May 02, 2023
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Newmaning

Pretending you’re a fan of a team after they win a championship, when in reality you’re just a hater of said teams rival.
Look at that guy over the newmaning with that bottle of Don Perignon and Red Sox hat on, wasn’t he a Mets fan just last week?!
by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018
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Newmaning

Pretending your a fan of a team after they win the championship when in reality you’re only a hater of said teams rival.
Look at that guy over there newmaning over the Red Sox winning the chip; I could’ve sworn he a Mets fan just last week!
by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018
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Kayne Newman-Hutchinson

Kayne Newman-Hutchinson is thicccccc
by Kayne Newman-Hutchinson September 27, 2018
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