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The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.

Do you watch NASCAR?
Damn Straight!

NASCAR by population361 September 25, 2005

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A sport that was formed in 1948. NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. There are tracks across the country of the United States. The two main types of tracks are Circle tracks and Road courses (there aren't just circle tracks, you know). The season starts off with the Daytona 500, as the biggest race in NASCAR. NASCAR has three main leagues: The Sprint Cup Series (which is the more famous), the Nationwide Series, and the Camping World series, where the drivers race trucks instead of cars. In the Sprint Cup Series, there are 43 drivers per race over a given number of laps based on how many miles the race is (Daytona 500 means 500 miles).

Did you see the NASCAR race last Sunday? I didn't get to see who won; I hope it was Dale Jr.

NASCAR by GreenBaron88 April 18, 2009

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A car where three of the four passengers are actually trash

Mark: UGH,that's such a NASCAR
Person:What is that??
Mark: a NASTY car

NASCAR by sarcasticpug July 25, 2016

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When 3/4 people in a car are nasty people.

That's a NASCAR (A.K.A. That's a car with mean/nasty people)!

This was from Markiplier's Urban Dictionary challenge (you should check him out on YouTube).

NASCAR by AshFriend June 30, 2016

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A car with trash in every seat other than the driver's, hence it being a nasty car.

Jake: Did you see Matt's car?
Jon: Yeah, it's a total nascar.

nascar by JoshSed June 28, 2016

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When 3 outa 4 of the passengers are trash like that's a nasty car

That's a nasty car it's a nascar

Nascar by Boyer Amber December 12, 2016

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According to Markiplier, a car in which three of the four people in it are literally trash.

"That's a NASCAR , that's a NASty CAR. Get it?"

-Markiplier

NASCAR by Hoodedkiller25 November 22, 2017