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narwhaling

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.
"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."
by ajpiano August 25, 2013
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Nar-Whal

Ahhhh, the legendary Nar-Whal. This character was actually created by a JCCC artist who pictured it as a whale-like creature that had a giant unicorn-shaped "horn" at the front of its head, above its eyes. The "horn" is actually a very sensitive "feeling" organ that helps the creature to use it as a sixth sense to spot prey or danger by thrusting its "horn" upwards repeatedly like its about to jump, only to come crashing down violently and coming back up. Despite its bashful and friendly nature, when attacking or being under attack, its soft "horn" becomes a hardened shell of fury and has the force to cut a blue whale in half in a matter of seconds. Additionally, the creature can place its "horn" on an object or person and deduct its composition (what it's made of) or tell the very nature of a person. Legend has it that it most frequently appears when the world is out of balance and needs direction.
Captain: I have seen the Nar-Whal, me boi, but for the sake of yer life, don't provoke it.
Crew Member: Aye, sir.
by Quarter Cent March 28, 2011
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Narwhale

They are the unicorns of the sea and are seriously bad-ass
"woah look at that unicorn!"
"Bro, that a narwhale. it has a tail."
by llamasarecool October 23, 2012
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Narwhals

Man, narwhalsare so magical!
by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018
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Hitting The Narwall

When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.
“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”
by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021
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narwhalz

someone who plays a computer song with homosexual intent can also be an attempt to become homosexual using sine waves.
Brian stay out of my house, Your such a Narwhalz.
by swishyfeet December 27, 2008
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Narwal

The most amazing animal that exists! Its like a unicorn crossed with a whale! There is also a song dedicated to them on YouTube go check it out!
Sadie: What's a Narwal?!
Jake: NARWALS ARE UNICORNS OF THE SEA!?!
by Im_A_Narwal_Loving_Gryffindor December 7, 2014
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