Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008
Get the Naked and Petrified mug.The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.
by Buckleboy December 15, 2008
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note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"
note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"
by johnbob06 December 7, 2007
Get the nake-bed mug.The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.
You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
by jesp045b January 4, 2011
Get the Naked Man mug.I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.
by punchodex October 31, 2011
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B: "oh, you got another one?"
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B: "Man, you got balls!"
B: "oh, you got another one?"
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B: "Man, you got balls!"
by beat me with a stick August 16, 2016
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This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.
This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.
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