Sad Nad

dumpling on two legs

Me: what's good my gabba goo?
Dumpling Man: am sad nad

by mazzypoothethird September 28, 2021

The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

by TheBillster September 4, 2012

the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

by Scrooge McSkrunc November 23, 2021

Nad

The kind of angst in any situation

Nad tends to make bad decisions

by Alex.Jay.S January 3, 2021

NAD

Not. A. Doctor.

Commonly used when giving medical advice while trying to help someone while emphasizing that they are unqualified (not negatively)

Hi, NAD here but have you tried antihistamines?

by The Moonlit Shadow June 4, 2021

Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”

by LongCrabs March 22, 2019

nad

an adjective, used to describe a situation when something amazing happens.

Nad! I found diamonds in Minecraft.

by nignog69.420 April 5, 2020