kentucky mudshovel

The Kentucky Mudshovel is when a guy or girl in kentucky poops their pants after having sex with their partner, and their partner is passed out. Do too pure shame of waking up next to them with poop filled pants the person puts the poo from their pants into the pants of their passed out partner. He/She then wakes up in shame thinking he/she crapped herself. This works when you don't want to have to the person in the morning.

While at UK John hooked up with a random, she was hot while he was drunk. After having had sex with her he realized she wasn't that hot and he pooped his pants in shame. He then decided to give her a kentucky mudshovel and call it a night. When she woke up she freaked out and went home without saying goodbye. John's night was a success!

by nolz December 9, 2008

musharaf

derived from the current Pakistani premier, considered my many to be the biggest assh0le ever.

Alternate spelling: musharraf

Man, stop being a musharraf.

by anithinks January 5, 2005

Mushade

MUSHADE (MOO SHAAD) - Interchangeable Italian / American slang for describing another persons intellect / character / or other attribute as Soft/Mushy.

Don't get me wrong Donny, Johnny's a good kid...but you gotta admit he's ah aaah little mushade no? He's 23 years old and still has to wear Velcro shoes.

by R3dcypher July 26, 2021

Musharraf Special

An unexplainable phenomenon primarily encountered in Pakistan wherein prison inmates awaken with light bulbs mysteriously lodged within the anal cavity. Oftentimes patients will blame the mystery on other prisoners or guards, contending that the heinous act was performed under sedation and without consent.

I was jailed in Pakistan for showing some ankle and woke up with a strange pain in my ass--turns out I was a victim of the much-dreaded Musharraf Special. But hey, I guess it could have been worse.

by Pakistani Guy July 1, 2006

mush

noun:
a.1.) term of endearment

a.2.) person who is sentimental or affectionate

verb:
b.1.) to strongly go at a loved one sexually

a.1.) I knew Sarah had Alex by the balls when I heard him say, "I love you mush."

a.2.) That chick flick was made for a mush.

b.1.) Gotta go. This girl texted me saying that she's super horny and wants to mush me.

by soilli12 May 17, 2010

Mudshark

A white male/female that fetishizes Black Bodies to the point of only engaging in sexual activity with said Black People. The relationship* is generally one-sided and only for sex. They typically save serious relationships for the other races.

White Dude: I really enjoyed that BBC, got any friends?

Black Man: Miss me with that Mudshark shit. *Blocks*

by Martin Fenton August 31, 2019

Musha

A word with no meaning, often shouted or slipped into convosations to trigger a diffrent emotion, depending on how or in what context the word is said in. Usually results in confusion.

Fred - I need help with my exam, got any tips for me?
Jebadiah - Musha.

by Jebadiah. April 25, 2010