by Keri Romeo June 19, 2010
Get the Married the Maid mug.A city in Southern California. Usually filled with idiots driving, traffic, car accidents, more traffic, and traffic. Schools are shit. Houses became shit after the economy dropped leading to cheaper prices thus allowing mexicans to move in. Never move to Murrieta. It's been hell for 6 years.
Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Murrieta?"
Person 2 "Oh yeah! Isn't that a shitty suburb in California?"
Person 1 "Hey man I used to live there."
Person 2 "I am soooo sorry for you"
Person 2 "Oh yeah! Isn't that a shitty suburb in California?"
Person 1 "Hey man I used to live there."
Person 2 "I am soooo sorry for you"
by whothefack April 8, 2011
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A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
by Floss 69 April 8, 2006
Get the married mug.An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 10, 2011
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Ya I went and asked Judy if she wanted to go get fucked up this weekend like Owen Wilson's nose fucked up but she "too married"
by Therealchachi November 7, 2014
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In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.
by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008
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