Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

muppet nose

Pushing ones penis down between the testicles until the region begins to look vaguely like the eyes and nose of Gonzo, or an as-of-yet unnamed Muppet.

"She seemed sort of blue, so I showed her my muppet nose. That cheered her up".

by C Dillard February 26, 2009

muppet mower

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit

"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"

by aggz May 5, 2008

smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008

Muppet Arm

A shriveled up arm with a useless limp hand hanging off the end of it. Think Kermit the Frog.

Does Jeff need help carrying that? He has a muppet arm.

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

Soap Muppet

(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.

Holy crap I think that Soap Muppet is growing.

by 13owen c/o Turbo June 23, 2010

mr. muppet

He big, he buff, and he gon take yo woman.

Make sure to hide your womans, Mr. Muppet is in town.

by snewx November 12, 2020