mucusgooning

So basically, to the normies, it’s essentially when you sneeze and goon with the mucus from that aforementioned sneezed… bbbut to the max level gooners… it’s the ultimate move to pull in jerome ranked

i love mucusgooning

by Jerkphilip February 13, 2025

Mucusing

The act of creating mucusing.

The frogs are mucusing.
My nose is mucusing.

by Starwizard5 April 29, 2025

Munchstache

when a man is eating out a female but has a mustache

“he had a munchstache”

by Tess and Kallista February 10, 2026

Mucus Pukus

Name for "Circus Circus" in Nevada. Specifically referring to their carpets stained with vomit, urine, and other bodily fluids.

We've got a 7-day stay booked at old Mucus Pukus.

by Bdogpics December 14, 2025

beefy mungus

a fungus that grows on the toes of women that eat to much beef

that chick has massive beefy mungus

by chitty bang bang April 2, 2011

Seed mucus

The art of spreading careless DNA into the mouth of an individual ; and a sneeze by said individual occurs, thus producing Seed Mucus!!

Damn this seed mucus! My boyfriend totally ejaculated in my mouth when I was in the middle of a sneezing fit! Now instead of just phlegm I have this seed mucus.

by Twice over June 22, 2018

Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018