After a girl poops, the guy wraps his penis in toilet paper. He then has anal sex with her. Doing this, he is in turn, wiping for her.
by benjamin jammers April 29, 2010
Get the Stillwater Mummy mug.the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.
"my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her The Mummy, Bitch!"
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Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.
by El Biero April 28, 2006
Get the mumping mug.While getting an awful blowjob, you cum in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.
Dude last night Valeria was giving me a bad BJ so I gave her the mummy and it took her 5 minutes to find a towel.
by cumnizzelfoshizzle July 7, 2008
Get the The Mummy mug.When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.
by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010
Get the Mumping the Gat mug.A drug mummy is someone who has consumed to many drugs that they no longer act human. They practically are dead, but still barely breathing.
by Idon’tknowhyIdothethingsIdo July 26, 2018
Get the Drug mummy mug.A phrase meaning one acts grown up, could mean boring, or like a goody-two shoes. It can be used if an occasion is dull or uninteresting. A phrase mainly for children or teenagers
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