mulch pile

when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it

Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.

by perversed1 May 13, 2005

murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph

a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!

by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007

Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Mulholland

(Verb) The action of handing over money to someone in order for them to go to the bar to buy a round so that you dont have to get up out of your chair.

"It's my round but I will Mulholland you"

by Thermopolis P. Wildebeast December 3, 2009

H. Murphimon

A digimon that looks like Koby Bryant and owns a basketball team called the 'Los Angeles Rapers' and has a famous attack calles "Harden Pubic Hair"

"Go, H.Murpimon! Harden pubic hair attack!"

by Uncle Ray Ray November 10, 2003

Mulkhasi

Mulkhasi is a word that can be used to make things sound nasty originated from David Mulkhasi with the worst charicteristics of a person.

1. Shit I steped in some Mulkhasi.
2. Don't Bust a Mulkhasi plz.
3. Thats such a Mulkhasi
4. She looks like a Mulkhasi

by The Cr3w May 25, 2006

Muphica

The contraction of Mother and Fucker.
Also, is best to say at "High" speeds,
and can also be used as "Mother Fuckin'"

Muphica! If I hear you sing 'Umbrella'one more time...I'm a slap the Muphica sense outta you!!

by GanDawlf August 16, 2008