by Leah May 29, 2003
The act of eating your girls muffin until you almost cum and stick a muffin in her and then use a mixer one her vag and then after make her call you a baker
by Robloxian penis October 02, 2019
(Noun) A female with a very vanilla sense of values. Her looks, her morals, everything about her is blah... When someone calls a female a "Muffin" they are referring to the type of muffin you would pick up at the local Dollar General. The kind that comes in a container and all you need to do is add water, shake it up and pour into the tin... Get the idea yet?. Very plain with no flavor.. Do yourself a favor and say NO to muffins
by Your Favorite Villain April 09, 2018
A muffin is a person who is very stupid and makes irrational decisions but always has a friend in fellow muffins. muffins are always up for some banter, sometimes flirty
by Mymanisreal December 20, 2017
by Kym April 15, 2005
by wantsome August 12, 2004
Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.
by ROB $ December 12, 2004