muffin

Gorgeous litte kiddy

Oh you are such a little muffin, i think i might hug you!

by Leah May 28, 2003

Muffin

(Noun) A female with a very vanilla sense of values. Her looks, her morals, everything about her is blah... When someone calls a female a "Muffin" they are referring to the type of muffin you would pick up at the local Dollar General. The kind that comes in a container and all you need to do is add water, shake it up and pour into the tin... Get the idea yet?. Very plain with no flavor.. Do yourself a favor and say NO to muffins

If a female isn't good enough to be called "Cupcake".. They are a muffin!

by Your Favorite Villain May 24, 2018

Muffining

The act of eating your girls muffin until you almost cum and stick a muffin in her and then use a mixer one her vag and then after make her call you a baker

He muffining so hard last night that Donald trump came to check on them

by Robloxian penis October 2, 2019

Muffin

A muffin is a person who is very stupid and makes irrational decisions but always has a friend in fellow muffins. muffins are always up for some banter, sometimes flirty

Ella was being a right muffin today!

by Mymanisreal April 21, 2018

muffin

One of many words from my everday use.

" Awe, muffin./ Would you like a hug, muffin?"

by Kym April 15, 2005

muffin

The act of Muff Munchin; The female art of eating things with da cooch.

Kelly what you doin? Just muffin' this pop-tart

by wantsome August 12, 2004

Muffin

Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.

Muffin its your birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN

by ROB $ December 11, 2004