Muffin Head

An insult used by the Youtuber Badboyhalo to express annoyance or frustration towards anyone making idiotic choices or actions.

"TOMMY YOU MUFFIN HEAD!" - Badboyhalo

by HunterVanguard November 28, 2020

toilet muffin

A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.

Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?

Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.

by Nate, Mike & Todd February 11, 2007

Main Street Muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006

muffin shop

A decent, non-vulgar way of referring to female lower goods;pussy, vag, muffin.

"No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed" (smacking her legs closed)-Cassandra (Eva Amurri) from Saved!

by lelegs March 22, 2005

muffin point

The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.

I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.

by holychia May 23, 2006

muffburn

A rash or abrasion received on a mans (or womans) tongue, lip, chin, nose, etc... when he/she has given particuarly active oral sex to a girl. Results from continual rubbing on pubic hair, or pubic hair stubble.

guy1: "Dude, what's up with that rash on your lip?"
guy2: "muffburn man-- 2 hours of oral and I got muffburn!"

by yoshi May 5, 2004

muffin pan

A girl who wants all orifices filled...at once.

Stay away from that muffin pan, she's nasty.

by Justin888 January 2, 2009