morte

1> death or to cause death
2> elite cs player

by admin January 6, 2003

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Morten

a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster

When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*

by Korsa March 3, 2004

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mortebation

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation

"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."

by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010

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A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018

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