Morphine

Morphine is a lip balm with benzocaine that plumps, reddens, and numbs a guy's lips.

I had Morphine on my lips when I sucked Matt off, and the benzocaine in my lip balm numbed his dick-head and made it take a long time for him to cum!

by eda-skip October 9, 2021

morphadike

its when a female acts or resembles a man

yo asss look jus lyke a man u fuckin morphadike

by kyeshia July 29, 2004

Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Something to decscribe your moms vagina

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!

by Yoshi Boy July 30, 2010

Marphos

A creepy guy beyond all human levels.

That guy is such a marphos

by CatchMeNow35 January 19, 2011

Morpheus Phreak

Expert in all things Microsoft related.

Always correct.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger

The act of wearing a toy Power Ranger glove on ones hand, causing said hand to become numb, and masturbating using that hand. Lubrication not required, but strongly recommended.

After growing tired of giving himself regular strangers, Chuck slipped on his pink Power Ranger glove and gave himself a Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger.

by Mr. McNasterhash January 28, 2010

Morph

After a long night of drinking, one's face slowly begins to slide down as though it were melting. In reality, it's as though the drinker has become a whole new person.

Wow, Kyle's been drinking since 3 PM?! Looks like the MORPH will be in full effect tonight.

by Tim Ahearn May 1, 2006