moronotorist

1. Literally, a motorist who is a moron.

2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.

Moronotorists on Hwy 395 frequently try to pass you when you're turning left. A lot of them don't wear their seat belts, so they get ejected. Then they get run over by other moronotorists who are driving too fast to see them in time to stop.

Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.

by Downstrike December 28, 2005

moronacopia

Having moronic abilites that border on terminal retardedness. So moronic, that it can be compared to a cornacopia, of morons, hence moronacopia.

"Jim ran face first into a pole, then managed to fall into a hole, which was on fire, and covered in bees." "Moronacopia"

by CaptainCommunist October 2, 2003

MSN Moron

A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.

I spent 3 hours on MSN last night!

You an MSN Moron.

by Jack De October 25, 2008

Moron American

An enormous minority group in the U.S. of people who loudly demand that everyone respect and adopt their fact-less, xenophobic, opinionated backwards values.

Claiming to "Protect the Children" they're on a crusade to abolish everything and everyone that doesn't obey all the rules of their fanatical beliefs.

"Omg! The Moron Americans have just BANNED the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary from a whole bunch of schools in California... because a child might look up the definition of "oral sex".

by Jexer January 27, 2010

Princess Mononoke

Stunning, awesome, inspirational, wonderful.

Princess Mononoke is stunning, awesome, inspirational, and wonderful.

by Ashitaka February 25, 2004

moronologic

The logic that pertains to morons, idiots, etc. Other forms include: moronologically and moronological.

Wendy feared the moronological thinking that filled the room.

by BrokenDreams September 7, 2005

Moron Maneuver

The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?"

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."

by Lucky.M June 12, 2011