North Montana

North Montana- n. what Canada will be called in ten years when the USA takes it over. Also what real Americans call Canada.

Real American: Hey i am going to North Montana for a hockey game, the Bruins are going to kill the Montreal North Montanians.
Fake American: Hey it is not North Montana it is Canada

by triplexxxsweet!! November 11, 2009

Havre, Montana

The name of a boring, lame, town that has nothing going for it. In the middle of nowhere with a number of rednecks and hicks.

Joe: "Sorry guys I can't go camping with you this summer. I have to go waste my vacation in the worst town in America."

Matt: "Dude you mean you have to go to Havre, Montana?! Good luck, there ain't nothin happenin there!"

Nate: "I'll pray for you man."

by Lauren1993 June 7, 2011

hannah montana

A no talent, over-rated, product of Disney, WASTE OF SPACE with a retarded name.

Retarded 12 year old: HOMGWTFBBQ I got tickets to HANNAH MONTANA.

Random Person on Street: Shut the fuck up. -shoots her-

by George Le January 3, 2008

hannah montana

A tween celebrity who looks like a monkey with make-up

Little sister: HANNAH MONTANA IS SOOO PRETTY!!
Big Sister: oh god. what are you talking about? she looks like a monkey with make-up.

by Malish February 16, 2008

Hannah Montana

Just another damned clone produced by Bell Labs under contract to Disney. When she is all-used-up, they'll produce more to unleash on the public.

"Hannah Montana. Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you. Also, few adults know or even care that her last name is spelled with only two "n's", not three."

by Carl J. Maltese February 16, 2008

Montana Therapy

Here's the gun, there's the barn. Hope things work out.

Dude: Man, my wife left me, I lost my job, and I'm lookin at 25 years. Time for some Montana Therapy.

by Up Yours Society March 21, 2009

Montana Ranch Cow Pie

When a man is having sex or getting blown, and a cow then proceeds to defecate on both member's chests.

"Man, I heard you got a Montana Ranch Cow Pie, last night on he cow farm, did you get rid of the smell?"

by Jew-Pac Girly-Man April 29, 2009