Mongo

A person who lacks intelligence and is just an actual idiot

"Sharon, you don't eat a snag like that, you bloody mongo"

by geraldlovesurmum September 12, 2018

Mondo Bongo

To have a good time, be care free and sexy, dance the night away.

"I'm going to Mondo Bongo tonight"

by annie_bananie_76 February 26, 2009

Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.

1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

or

2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.

by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011

Minnow Lake Crew

A group in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada, that inhabits the Minnow Lake area. The beat people with bats, and are "tough guys". But, if they were ever confronted alone, they would cower in fear, and wet their pants.

Guy: Hey, aren't you one of those Minnow Lake Crew members?
MLC member: Yeah.
Guy: I'm gonna kick your ass.
MLC member: (wets pants)No way man. (runs away)

by B-Gizzle September 8, 2006

mongofied

To reach a state of extreme monged-ness. usually achieved through exsessive intake of drugs, and possibly alcohol.

State of mind during a mild but prolonged comedown.

Derived from mongo'd

"Jesus christ man, I'm seriously fuckin mongofied here. I'm startin to pull faces and all!!!!"

"Were you guys out last night? Oh man were we what!! Fuckin completely mongofied, tunes were fuckin savage too."

"Man are you rolling another one. Man I can't I'm completely mongo'd out of me head. Oh yeah man big time mongofied" That is a quote from the birth of mongofied

by Marshel Plant February 7, 2006

mannovation

A simple, logical, and very practical solution to a problem thought up by a man; a man's innovation. A man uses something simple to accomplish a task or solve a problem. The mannovation takes place usually when a guy needs to do something, but does not want to put forth much effort to do so so he looks for something simple but efective.

EX #1: You want to spread butter on your toast, but all you have is a fork. A knife is a good walk away, and you're already comfortable. But you mannovate and flip the fork and use the handle as a spreading knife. Wipe handle with napkin (or shirt)if necessary. A mannovation just took place.

EX#2:A hot chick in your dorm makes a cake. The cake is done, and wants to share it. Problem is, no one has a knife on hand, so she tasks you with cutting the cake. Sure you could run to your room and get a knife, but thats all the way down the hall. Whip out your driver's license, and bam! Not quite a knife, but cakes cut easy so it gets the job done just fine. If bitching about the cleanliness of the card occurs, rub it on her shirt.

by Ryan Hoover October 9, 2006

Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

by CKFun February 11, 2004