Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011

Bill Cosby Heart Monitor

Heart Monitor created by Peter Griffin after he takes over Carter Pewterschmidt Industries.

It has two setting, there's also the Bill Cosby Heart Monitor mode
Beep, Beep, Beep, Boop, Zibbidibobbityzoowazee ghost dad.

by UserCorrupt March 5, 2019

I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer

meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021

Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok

by MillioZook January 30, 2021

monitorburn

The pasty white skin that nerds get from sitting in fromt of the computer and not getting any sun.

Dang, these term papers are giving me monitorburn.

by TimpTimptheicecreampimp July 13, 2007

Monditis

A condition in which the subject is extremely hungover and/or sore and/or sick from the previous weekend.

I can't go to school today, Mom, I've come down with a terrible case of monditis.

by Indotoker December 2, 2010

mongitta

Sexy cute women with no hair but she makes up for it with her personality.😰💁🏽🎉

When you're mongitta you're never Lacking.💁🏿

by Jjabvah February 1, 2017

monitor

such a crush
boom bang
a crush as such
sweet thing

clandestine

keep it quiet
Is that daylight
on the monitor?

by Krkič June 19, 2019