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Saftey Monitor

The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.
hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!
by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011
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Monmouth Boys School

A school that no one should ever have to attend. The teachers will try to rape you up the bum and will also force you to be gay as that is the only thing that you see all day are boys. Everything at this school is wrong in every way.
"Dude, did you hear about Harvard?"
"Yeah, it went Monmouth Boys School"
by That1Kid who is second May 27, 2015
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minimosher

a small breed of creature which appears to have no legs (in reality, they are cleverly hidden by an XXL black Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit Hoodie) and wears 'sk8er' shoes (usually vans or similar) which are also several sizes too big. this clothing strangely seems not to impede the minimoshers 'skate moves' which they perform on their £4.99 argoskids skateboards which granny bought them for their birthday. they spend their days (when not at primary school) doing 'jumps' off the edge of pavements into the path of oncoming cars.
awwwwww look! its a minimosher! aw theyre so cuuuutesy...
by Pretty Vacant September 2, 2004
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morimoto

One who baits his team mates.
I thought we were fighting together, but I took all the bullets because my team mate was being a morimoto.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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minimoon

Short trip after a couple gets married in place of a full honeymoon.
My friends are taking a minimoon right after they get married. They are going on their actual honeymoon trip in a few months.
by clearedtoland April 13, 2009
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monitor malaise

Monitor malaise can take two forms.

1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).

2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.

2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
by robzilla October 8, 2005
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monmom

It means "mum" or "mom"
Hey monmom!
by TehElitest August 18, 2010
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