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Menu Monger

A Menu Monger is someone who waits in line at a fast food resturaunt and when it is their turn to order, they have no clue what they want to eat and it takes them forever to decide on food.
"I would have gotten out of McDonalds sooner but I got stuck behind a Menu Monger."
by Somerandomdudeinohio January 23, 2008
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doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-righteous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous
by Darkest! March 13, 2019
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Chub Mongler

Someone who eats all of the food when they aren't supposed too. They are usually overweight and no one likes them
Greg: who ate all the cookies
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler
by Dpivkle April 23, 2019
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shit mongrel

Any living thing/being that would take a shit anywhere and everywhere.
by Gio Contreras July 4, 2008
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mongbeast

A fat retard with a mongy eye a high sense of self importance and an insatiable appetite for fried food..it is attached permantly to its mothers breast and urinates when unhappy
by gubbageeber January 20, 2015
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Mongeausplain

Person 1: He tried to KILL ME, he tried to CHOKE ME and BEAT ME and he called me a NIGGER FAGGOT.
Person 2: He hugged you and said hello.
Person 3: Don't worry man, he's just Mongeausplaining
by CuckFuckingNigger January 27, 2017
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Mongrel Parenting

A common derivative of a delusional, self-proclaimed Tiger Parent who are more often poorly educated, low-class Asian parents suffering from low self-esteem, entitlement and narcissistic personality disorder who have no business breeding let alone raising a child, a product of their own Mongrel upbringing. Mongrel Parents believe that the best course of action to preparing a child for life would be emotional trauma, torturous physical and mental abuse by enacting corporal punishment for failing to live up to unrealistic expectations. Though Mongrel Parents may claim that such actions are necessary to secure a beneficial future for their children, such claims are indeed false, as they tend to use their child's achievements solely for bragging rights.
Jimmy: Hey, I heard that Chin is back at his therapist.
Joe: Yeah, he was raised with mongrel parenting. He's been in therapy since he could afford it.
by jackkanarchy99 November 3, 2019
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