801 Hearsay Motions

If your lawyer isn't filing any of these, then he ain't fo' you.

Judge: So what exactly is wrong with your lawyer?
Defendant: Your Honor, he ain't filin' any motions.
Judge: What kind of motions should he be filing?
Defendant: I don't know...801 hearsay motions!

by kcblake September 2, 2011

motion thickness

Travel fat

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle

by Motion thickness March 18, 2014

Motionless In White

Motionless In White is a gothic metal band formed in Scranton Pennsylvania in 2005. As of 2017, the band has released 4 albums and 2 EPs:
The Whorror - 2007 (EP)
When Love Met Destruction - 2009 (EP)
Creatures - 2010 (Album)
Infamous - 2012 (Album)
Infamous (Deluxe Edition) - 2013 (Album)
Reincarnate - 2014 (Album)
Graveyard Shift - 2017 (Album)

Current Lineup:
Chris "Motionless" Cerulli - Lead vocals - since 2005 (founding member)
Ricky "Horror" Olson - Rhythm guitar, backing vocals - since 2009
Ryan Sitkowski - Lead guitar - since 2008
Devin "Ghost" Sola - Bass guitar, backing vocals - since 2011
Vinny Mauro - Drums - since 2014

Previous members:
Kyle White - bass guitar - '05-'06 (founder)
Mike Costanza - lead guitar - '06-'08
Frank Polumbo - lead guitar ('05-'06), bass guitar ('06-'09) (founder)
Thomas "TJ" Bell - Rhythm guitar, backing vocals - '06-'11
Angelo Parente - Drums, percussion - '05-'13 (founder)
Brandon "Rage" Richter - Drums - '13-'14
Josh Balz - Keyboards, synthesizers, backing vocals - '06-'17

The band released "When Love Met Destruction" on Tragic Hero Records before signing to Fearless Records, with whom they would release "Creatures" (2010), "Infamous" (2012), and "Reincarnate" (2014). Before the release of their fourth studio album, the band signed to Roadrunner Records. MIW is a force to be reckoned with in their scene, and fans are hopeful for the band's future, and they show no signs of letting up anytime soon.

Wow, I really enjoy listening to Motionless In White! They have some awesome breakdowns, cool lyrics, a (generally) tame, drama free fanbase, and the guys are really talented musicians!

by whothefxckisnikkimisery November 13, 2017

Motionargolucysulyokmoonterounistisary

A large amount of motion that makes most people dizzy.

Last night he was showing so much motion that it was a Motionargolucysulyokmoonterounistisary

by Unotrix October 17, 2021

motional damage

A play on emotional damage.
When you get hit by something fast moving and it damages you
Lol

He got hit be a train, he has motional damage

by The-froginator March 28, 2022

Matrix Motion

The feeling or sensation a person gets while standing in an upright position on a train between when the train is coming to a stop and when they are about to get off; The leaning movement caused by someone standing on a train as it prepares to stop; A motion made by a member of the court or judicial system that seems so bizzarre, it seems to be a statement that could only be made in the Matrix and/or, makes the person talking seem like they were from or could have been to the Matrix.

Person 1: Yo dawg, I was on the yellow line and got that Matrix motion.

Person 2: For real?

Person 1: Word.

Lawyer 1: Did you hear that, is that person crazy?!
Lawyer 2: Yeah, I heard it, he/she just made a Matrix motion. We'll see what happens next.

by Dude2.0 March 5, 2010

Planetary Motion Sickness

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.

Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness

by atomshifter October 23, 2017