Mohammed Khalifa

When you become a rapper, suicide bomber, and to top it all off, a pornstar, all at the same time. They typically tend to rap about blowing up their own pussy, which so happens to be infected. Mohammed Khalifa enjoy shoving toy planes into themselves and squirt out ashes. Are usually attracted to minors and use them to assist in bombings.
Is that a plane?
No it's a Mohammed Khalifa, run!!!!!!
*BOOM*
by TuDulceVeneno October 12, 2022
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Mohammed Dhanish

A person with kind heart. And who is ready to do anything for the people he love. And somehow he will sort out all of his problems . Though handsome and pretty
person 1:who is that cool guy standing over there ?
person 2 :he is Mohammed Dhanish
by physkickkkss November 25, 2021
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Mohammed bilal

Very nice and kind person who is fun to be around, but is an idiot who is bad at video games
He sucks at this game but I cant tell him that it will break his heart. What a Mohammed bilal
by TRUTHFUL APE November 21, 2019
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Mohamed Haji

Mohamed has depression but still some how get HOES Mohamed is the best back bender in the world
by Anonymous 𓁹 September 08, 2020
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Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019
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Mohamed Abdullahi

The goodest looking guy ever.
He has a nice forehead and also is very smart.
His waifu is pink.
The only person to see two pretty best friends.
I love Mohamed Abdullahi No Homo
by Abdullahi is a weeb November 02, 2020
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Mohammed Mustache

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, however after the wipe you sprinkle sand on it.
Man you should have been there last night! I gave this girl a mohammed mustache, it was sweet.
by Dino Tank March 02, 2008
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