douche-mobile

The automobile driven by a douche. Esp. lifted trucks covered with srh stickers.

"I bet that clown-shoes fucker thinks his douche-mobile is hot shit. I hope it rolls on the freeway."

by chuchunesmi August 5, 2009

nigger-mobile

Car that has more money in the wheels than the rest of it and rattles itself apart from the c-rap that is always blaring from it.

Car that's loaded with wannabe gang-banging fools.

You see that nigger-mobile?

Which one, this place is infested?

The one that's loosing parts going down the road...

by white fight April 18, 2009

Mobile Whore

Someone who is always logged onto either their myspace or facebook accounts via their 3g compatible smart phones.

Victor: Dude every time i log onto facebook brian is always logged in, is he really at his computer all day?

Danny: Nah man, ever since he got the new droid he turned into a mobile whore.

by Vic Victor July 12, 2010

ho-mobile

A vehicle used to transport loose women to the locations of their booty calls. Can travel in various directions, even on the same day.

"Hey, Emily, are we taking the ho-mobile down to San Diego or up to Los Angeles this weekend?"
"Actually, Mary, the ho-mobile is traveling to both places. We have a 'layover' in San Diego before heading to Los Angeles."

by Sallie Mason May 22, 2005

Molest-a-mobile

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

by AlexHannahMaggieCandace January 8, 2009

Mullet Mobile

Generally American pony cars from the mid 1970's through the mid 1990's. Cheap, v8, rear wheel drive, and semi-sporty suspension. However, any cheap and quick car driven by white trash can be considered as such. Often seen accompanied by pick up trucks with large tires and dog boxes. Can also be found rotting on cynder blocks with the transmission hung in a near by tree. Most useful for compensating for small mullet size and attracting pregnant smoking women.

Mullet Mobiles are fun to drive, but I just feel the tobbaco spit oozing out of my skin.

by gammaradiation June 3, 2010

snow mobile

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, and when you're about to go, you knock her arms out and fall down on her.

Brian told Derek to snow mobile that bitch.

by pain symphony September 22, 2003