Minecraft better than fortnite

It's relateable

Fuck fortnite minecraft better than fortnite

by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021

National Minecraft chicken day

National chicken day is a day we remember our fallen chickens who died due to a creeper explosion every may 8th we shall salute with the l, Marburg Anthem at 10:00pm.

Hey dude did you hear it's may 8th

National Minecraft chicken day it's we need to salute at 10:00pm.

by Tommysoot May 8, 2021

playing minecraft

what you say your doing when your watching porn

mom: what are you dong
bob while watching porn: playing minecraft

by mojang________________________ July 1, 2020

Miracle Car

In a math test, when given information about a car traveling a certain distance, and using a certain amount of gasoline, you are shown four graphs and must pick one. One of the wrong answers is the miracle car, which gets more gasoline the further it travels. When a person picks this answer, they feel like a moron when they find out it's wrong.

Person A: "What did you get on the math test"

Person B: "I got a 94, i was off by one question"

Person A: "What question was it?"

Person B: "Number 12, I picked the miracle car, and boy do I feel stupid!

by Bassicaly August 7, 2010

Minecraft Player

A player of the game minecraft. Some can be really cool, and some can be no lives who just sit around with their friends (also no lives) and talk about minecraft. Most minecraft players meet somwhere around the middle. Minecraft players generally make too many references to creepers.

I'm a Minecraft Player

by btingle July 14, 2011

Christian Minecraft server

No swearing in me Christian Minecraft server

Watch ur language in me Christian Minecraft server!

by squadsquadyt February 25, 2019

His name is philza minecraft

and he is quite old

BAhh His name is philza minecraft and he is quite old, he is married to a woman which I find cool, technoblade and a gown in taht gown he doesn't own knives?

by thegg1ord May 10, 2021