Ming Ming Dard

Ming Ming Dard “I don’t care chink” used as an effective method of shutdown. Traditionally used on Jakes And Jacobs.

Plural: Fuck up
Jake “oh no I have been left behind

RowanMing Ming dard

Jake 🙁😡😭
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(UK slang) Sachet of stench; malodorous ooze zone; paternity trouble bucket; gay no-man's-land; smelly cachet of STD's; bloody-napkin holder; frontal farter.
Like a minge, the creature bled for five days but would not die.
by Viking November 11, 2003
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The forest primeval in which is located the holiest of feminine sanctuaries
After a lifetime of futilely questing after enlightment, Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, abandoned all sense and hope and drowned himself in the carnal indulgence of his mum's MINGE.
by Princess Ragnhild of Norway March 04, 2003
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1 2 3 Minge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A dirty filthy pussy! the total opposite to a peach!

Notice the word MING in MINGe....
i went down on this bird she had a right minge, made me barf
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Something or someone gross or bad.
Outward Bound...
Abby: I haven't showered for 10 days
Anna: None of us have
Abby: If you're ming and you know it, clap your hands!
Everyone else: <Clap Clap>
by Lii August 13, 2005
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To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.
*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."
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