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milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.
Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018
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miline

Miline is a very beautiful girl,doesn’t care wha anyone thinks of her.A Miline is also well-known and can be nice at sometimes. Miline can be slim but can be pretty fun. Miline has a great sense of humor
Miline is the funniest person ever
by Mimi_0727 May 28, 2019
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Millennial

A condescending name for people who are in their early 20s to their mid 30s. Often used by older insecure dipshits who always calls them lazy and thinks their childhood was better just because they grew up with tvs that you had to stand up and walk over to just to change the channel.
Old baby bitch shit stain- Man when will this generation get better, their is nothing good about this generation.

Millennial- When will we get better? Well when your generation dies off we will have something good happen for once, how about that.
by Crediblesea November 18, 2018
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Millennial Mold

The trend adopted by people reaching adulthood around the turn of the 21st century to cover their arms, legs, torso, neck and face in blue/black tattoos, which from a distance, can look like some kind of hideous skin condition.
“Hey, look at that chick over there. She is hot!”

“Nah man, too much millennial mold!”
by JimmyFuego June 5, 2022
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Cesar Millaning

going at it doggy style, presumably the preferred style for Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan
A: "Dude, you look tired."

B: "I was up Cesar Millaning my girl all night."
by NotCesarMilan January 7, 2010
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milking

1) To squeeze a cow's udders to collect milk.
2) A sexual term: to force a man to ejaculate repeatedly.
1) The farmer said, "Go and milk the cow.
2) She tied him up and milked his cock.
by Homer S. February 13, 2005
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milking of the cow

The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.
Lady : I performed milking of the cow last night and that milk splashes everywhere!!!
by Dr pat-rik February 23, 2017
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